list of dank dota 2 memes for twitch chat

ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ 6000 ᴍᴍʀ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ sᴜᴘᴇʀᴍᴏᴅᴇʟ ɢʀɪʟʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ ᴄᴀʀʀʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴜᴄᴋ ᴀʟʟ ɴɪɢʜᴛ ♡‿‿♡
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guys, I'm about to tell u a true story. I was a 300 mmr scrub and i was feeding every single game. then i watched rtz steam. i was amazed by the plays. now i always play shirtless, buy midas and bottlecrow regardless of the game and blast gangsta rap during my games. i quickly became 7k mmr top player and own hundreds of bugattis. thx artourpermalink 
Hello Friends, my name is DingDing, the brother of sing sing, infact we are twins. My name is DingDing because i was born with 2 Dicks, I got it from my brother sing sing which is why he is a grill. I am in chat to suport my brother sing sing with his cam whore career. Please Suport my brother with me by spaming love in chat. Plz no Spamerino incesterino fuckerino.
Hello. My name is PPD. Y'all filthy scrubs know who I am already. I've heard that some of you people were openly criticizing me. Calling me the 'worst player in EG' or even in the competitive scene. That just shows how much of cesspool this website is. Their's a reason why I'm the captain of the Evil Genius Dota 2 squad. And that's because I'm the best player on EG. I'm single-handedly winning games with my drafting. I'm a mastermind, and you can't handle it. You're all reeking of jealousy. Arteezy wins mid? It's because of my incredible rotations and hero picks. Universe gets a 5 man ravage? I picked the right hero for the situation, he's merely a pawn to a strategy ungraspable by his feeble mind.
Guys can you please not spam the chat.? My mom bought me this new laptop and it gets really hot when the chat is being spammed. Now my leg is starting to hurt because it is getting so hot. Please, if you don't want me to get burned, then dont spam the chat.
We waited ten years to sing sing stream. I'm so sad right now. I was just masturbating to some of Sing's VODs, when suddenly my phone bipped. It was an e-mail by Twitch, telling me that sing_sing just went live. I almost exploded my dick in a epic orgasm. The name of the stream was DEFENSE OF LEGENDS 3 NEWBIE POV STREAM, a classic trolling name. Then, when I finally open the stream, I saw a strange game played by sing. It was League of Legends, the eternal Dota 2 antagonist, and sing was playing it. Sadness filled my heart, as I started writing this last testament. See you in hell Sing, you just destroyed our lives
把冠军留在祖国!把冠军留在祖国! the champion left in the motherland
干死黄旭东!!!!五年的風和雨啊 藏了多少夢黃色的臉黑色的眼不變是笑容八千里山川河嶽 像是一首歌不論你來自何方 將去向何處一樣的淚 一樣的痛 曾經的苦難 我們留在心中一樣的血 一樣的種 未來還有夢 我們一起開拓手牽著手不分你我 昂首向前走讓世界知道我們都是中國人\
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╲/\╭(◕◕◡◕◕)╮/\╱\ B L I N K E Y S P I D E R
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What the hell is wrong with you people? Why do you feel the need to copy and paste something you see in the chat over and over? Do you seriously think you're funny and witty by doing this instead of talking about the actual stream? Get a productive hobby instead of spamming crap all the time. Don't think you're going to be funny by copying this.
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I recive Email. Wehsing Yuen stream. I click stream. I hear gay retard voice of Tobi wan. I swallow and accept the sacrifice. I hear mongrel idiot voice of the Dota Capitalist. I retrieve Napoleonic era pistol from my secretary and place it on my desk.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ OH MAH GAWWD 乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ NOW WE RIOT ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ SCHWÄNZCHEN IN DIE HÖH ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ AUFSTAND ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ BITTE KEIN KOPIERERINO EINFÜGERINO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
☐ ʀᴇᴋᴛ ☐ ɴᴏᴛ ʀᴇᴋᴛ ☑ ᴛʏʀᴀɴɴᴏsᴀᴜʀᴜs ʀᴇᴋᴛ
☐ 320 ☐ 321 ☑ 322 ☐ 323 ☐ 324 
(∩`-´)⊃━~~~~~~~~~~つ Throw Hookd
DISASTAH
NIPPLES = UP
SPACE = CREATED
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10 years since sing strim.i walk through the empty streets trying to think of something else but my path always leads to the stream. i stare at the screen for hours and try to summon the lord. i watch other asian girls streaming but it is no good. i flame dendi in his channel and try to resist the nazi mods but it is all meaningless. the end is near.i then usually watch some old sing vods and cry myself to sleep.
11 yearѕ ѕιnce ѕιng ѕтrιм. ι randoмly open ѕιng тwιттer тo cнecĸ ғor мιracleѕ. ѕυddenly, ѕнorт тweeт appearѕ-ѕιng ιѕ ѕтrιмιng. мy eyeѕ ғιll wιтн тearѕ aѕ ι qυιcĸly open ѕтrιм and ι ѕтarт тo crι wнen ι ѕee нe ιѕ ѕтreaмιng doтo agaιn. мy ιnѕιde ιѕ ғιllιng wιтн pυre joy aѕ ι waтcн ѕιng ownιng ѕcrυвѕ wнιle ѕayιn "we ғoĸιn won". мy нearт ιѕ jυмpιng oυт oғ мy cнeѕт, вυт ιм calм вecaυѕe ι ĸnow everyтнιng wιll вe alrιgнт agaιn. warѕ are over, нυnger ιѕ ѕolved - вecaυѕe ѕιng ιѕ ѕтrιмιng agaιn.
Can you fuckers PLEASE stop spamming the chat, I come home after a long day at work cleaning the SHIT out old peoples BUTTHOLES to watch some relaxing dota, and what do you do? do nothing but spam the chat. Does that make you happy? ruining the chat experience for everyone. do the world a favor and kill yourself , you aren't needed on this planet. THANK YOU. PLEASE NO COPY PASTERINO
RAID BOSS
STRIM SNIPERINO
MIND GAMES
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ. ʜᴀʀᴅᴇʀ, ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ, ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
 Seriously? Are we going to lower ourselves to pointless *** copy pasta? This is a real game and needs to be treated with the respect that it deserves, not desecrated by you *** with your collective IQ of 57. Thank you for listening, no copy pasterino al pacino
 R[A]T ALERT
"I think Twitch chat is the most retarded pople in the world, i dont want to interact with dumb, noob and *** people." - Puppey, 2014
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ THANKS FOR MAKING ME COLORBLIND ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ BEAT UP A COLORBLIND TODAY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ 322 ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
<ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀᴇᴅ>
gr8 b8 m8. r8 8/8 
Hello, my name is Dondo Fettucino and you may think I am just a normal boy, but I can assure you I am not! You see, when I was little boy my sister dangle me over lake and use penis as bait for fish and he take penis completely off.....Please share my story.
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BRUNO IS LOVE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) BRUNO IS SEX ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
◕ ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡◕ ɪ ᴍᴀsᴛᴜʀʙᴀᴛᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɴɪᴠᴇᴀ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴡ ᴍʏ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀ ɪs ʜᴀʟғ ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ ͡◕ ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡◕
ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴀ ᴘʀᴏ ᴅᴏᴛᴀ ᴘʟᴀʏᴇʀ ɢᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴄᴀʀ ᴄʀᴀsʜ, ʙʟɪɴᴅᴇᴅ, ʜᴀɴᴅs ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ, ᴀʟʟ ʜɪs ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ɪs ʟᴏsᴛ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ 5 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏғ ᴅᴏᴛᴀ, ᴡʜᴇɴ ғɪɴᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀs ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ʜᴇ ᴅɪsᴄᴏᴠᴇʀs ʟᴏʟ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀʟʟᴏᴡᴇᴅ ʜɪᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴘʟᴀʏ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴅɪsᴀʙɪʟɪᴛɪᴇs.
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10 years since sandstorm was played. I walk through the empty streets trying to listen to something else but my mind is full of dudududu. I listen to strim for hours trying to summon Darude. I listen to other songs but it's no good. I flame music in chat and try to resist nazimods but it's all meaningless the end is near...
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ DOOM HER つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ULT SILENCER PLEASE つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
UNINSTALL IN REAL FOR GOD
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIFF DARUDE  つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
☐ Not REKT ☑ REKT ☑ REKTangle ☑ SHREKT ☑ REKT-it Ralph ☑ Total REKTall ☑ The Lord of the REKT ☑ The Usual SusREKTs ☑ North by NorthREKT ☑ REKT to the Future ☑ Once Upon a Time in the REKT ☑ The Good, the Bad, and the REKT ☑ LawREKT of Arabia ☑ Tyrannosaurus REKT ☑ eREKTile dysfunction
Hello SingSing!, it seems that you are quite new to this whole Dota thing. If you are really serious about improving on your skills, I recommend you ask a very popular player called PurgeGamers to coach you! You'd have to pay 50 dollars per hour, but I say it's well worth it!
Hello SingSing, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village have around 700 MMR, but my MMR is 1232, so as you can see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my DOTA team to play in our local tournament. There will be more than 500 teams from all nearby villages, all games are best of 5. The grand prizo is 2 bags of rice and a goat. Please help us win, friend!
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S A D B O Y S
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ sᴛᴀʀᴛs, ᴀɴᴅ sᴏ ᴍʏ sᴘᴀᴍ ʙᴇɢɪɴs. ɪᴛ sʜᴀʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴇɴᴅ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ɪ ᴀᴍ ʙᴀɴɴᴇᴅ. ɪ sʜᴀʟʟ ғᴇᴀʀ ɴᴏ ᴍᴏᴅ, sᴜʙ ᴛᴏ ɴᴏ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍᴇʀ. ɪ sʜᴀʟʟ ʟɪᴠᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴇ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀᴛ. ғᴏʀ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋᴀᴘᴘᴀɴᴀᴜᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛᴏᴘᴋᴇᴋ ɪɴ ᴜʀ ᴍᴏᴍ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴍɪᴍɪ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴇғᴇᴀᴛ. ɪ ᴘʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴍʏ ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏ sɪɴɢsᴏɴɢ ᴄʜᴀᴛ, ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪs sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍ ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛʀᴇᴀᴍs ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ஜ۩۞۩ஜ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. Together we can stop this. Please spread the word ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ I am a RTZ fan boy I have downsyndrome ヽ(◉◡◔)ノ
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